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Thursday, January 8, 2009
Interesting patients (3)
Patient number one is this girl called michelle. I eavesdropped her convo with the doctor and almost laughed my head off.

doctor (d): how's your menses?
michelle (m): more regular now
d: anymore constipation?!
m: can come out, but not shiok. i know shit got 2 kind. one is like banana, the other is like... (i missed out this part cuz i was laughing to much). for my case, i feel the urge to shit, but always not shiok...

(throughout her convo, she keep emphaising that her shitting is not shiok!!! haha)


patient number two came this after noon. she's a chinese girl who holds a work permit. she said that yesterday she had gone to have her back massaged but end up having back cramps. when she heard that we are tcm, she seemed very relcutant but in the end still decide to give it a try. i'm amazed at how the doctor convince her that tcm is good.

girl (g): 昨天我去按摩,结果早上起来背整个都好痛。
d: 你一定是伤风了。
g: 按摩完了没什么,可是早上就痛。哎哟疼死我了!
d: 你痛是因为肠胃有风,风出不来所以才痛。(eveybody also seem to have feng in their chang wei) 我给你拔罐和刮痧就不痛了。
g: 不要,我的背一碰就痛。
d: 你试一下,一下子就不痛了。
so the doctor went on to persuade her, she finally agreed.
d: 你看你的背上那么多红疹,肠胃不好,不可以吃辣的。(she said this to almost everybody)
g: 你刮得我好痛,我的背我都不敢去碰它了。



starting from this week, i noticed that the clinic remained rather empty throughout the day. usually in dec we have on average 20 patients per day but now the average falls to 10. i'm so bored with less things to do. everyday i have enough time to watch at least 2 25 mins video clips on my phone. in fact i have much more time to watch even more but in order to show my the doctor that i'm not a slacker, i tried very hard to find things to do for myself.

on monday, i made a bottle of capsules. yesterday i made another. today i folded 40 packets of powder in which the doctor sells each for $1 and whose content is a teaspoon full of powder... today the clinic is so empty that the doctor decide to do eye scan for me. for whatever reason, her program on the computer is not working properly so we spend a great deal of time trying to figure out. there are 2 programs, one is the advanced version and the other the normal one. we can only operate the normal one but not the advanced. i didnt managed to solve the problem.

so the doctor did eye scan for me with the normal program. eye scan is a way to examine the health of your various organs by observing the condition of your eye. lin fang will probably be doing it next week so i expect her to give greater details. anyway as we have a lot of time the doctor decided to teach me how to analysis a scan of your eyes. she showed me some samples, yucks they are gross, especially those with a lot of illness. their eyes are filled with a lot of black lines and holes... eewww the thought of it makes my hair stands.... let infang give you more details...
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